All things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
Episodes
Friday Dec 26, 2025
Friday Dec 26, 2025
Please check WeirdChristmas.com for the text of all the stories along with links to the authors' bios, other works, and all the show notes.
Please help support the show, the podcast, and Weird Christmas website by donating/gifting any and all amounts at Ko-Fi.com (click here). The money from the prizes is all from donations. And the more donations I get, the more I can give to the contestants. My long term goal is to make every story count as a professional sale by most writing organization’s standards. You can also donate any amount through PayPal by giving to weirdxmas@gmail.com.
Monday Dec 22, 2025
Monday Dec 22, 2025
The only differences are the intro/outro tunes:
Music:
- “Christmas Market (Demo)” by Tris
- “Durch die Durch die Straßen auf und nieder” (trad., go read up on Martinmas in Germany; it’ll be important later)
It’s probably Christmas-time (ish) when you’re reading this, so remember the spirit of the season is giving. Any donations go toward hosting fees and paying the authors for the annual story show. If you’re feeling generous, you can leave a donation at Ko-Fi.com. Or PayPal me a direct donation using weirdxmas@gmail.com.
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Sunday Dec 21, 2025
Sunday Dec 21, 2025
Craig talks with Benito Cereno about Benito's tour of Christkindlmarkets (Or Christkindlmärkte to be accurate, but we're also gonna call them Christkindlemarkets just to make sure the search engines fine anything for my fellow Americans).
If you don't know Benito, you should. He knows more about Christmas history than anyone I know. He's also a talented writer, especially for comics. He's written most recently the Hector Plasm series (the latest one tackles Bigfoot), Startling Tales of Santa Claus, but he's also written for The Tick, the Invincible series, and the incredibly fun Tales from the Bully Pulpit that feature an ass-kicking Teddy Roosevelt. He's also working on a much longer mythology of Santa that will create a (mostly) self-consistent set of myths, stories, and legends about the man, integrating all of the folklore that he can find.
- Benito's Instagram account, where he always posts his travel pictures.
- Benito’s Christmas history videos (THESE ARE AMAZING SO WATCH THEM NOW!!!!)
- Benito’s writing at Gumroad
- Apocrypals podcast
- Friends ‘Till the End podcast
- Progressively Horrified
- Benito's podcasts with us:
- Tomtar and Nissen (Christmas elves)
- Mari Lwyd
- Christmas Witches
- Christmas Werewolves
- The Yule Lads
- Christmas Comics (from 2018 -- a bit out of date by now)
Music:
- "At the ChristkindleMarkt" by mark and the mongrels
- "Iche geh mit meiner Laterne" (trad., also, just go read up on Martinmas in Germany)
It’s probably Christmas-time (ish) when you’re reading this, so remember the spirit of the season is giving. Any donations go toward hosting fees and paying the authors for the annual story show. If you’re feeling generous, you can leave a donation at Ko-Fi.com. Or PayPal me a direct donation using weirdxmas@gmail.com.
You can also LEAVE A WEIRD REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! Send me a note that you did (weirdxmas@gmail.com), and I’ll send you a sticker!
Sunday Dec 14, 2025
Sunday Dec 14, 2025
Baking: Recipes & Stories from Tomb Offerings to Gingerbread Boys. Talk about disgusting food and wondrously delicious treats, along with some of the strange stories that lay behind them all
- Buy the book direct from the publisher (Llewellyn). (Or that other place.)
- Her author site at Llewellyn where you can also get her classic The Old Magic of Christmas.
- Past episodes with me:
- We talked about the strange, darker legends of Christmas.
- and the history of elves/fairies and their relation to Christmas.
- She also shared some writing advice for the story ConThology after helping me read the entries one year.
Music:
- "Sweet Gingerbread Man" by Bradford Trojan
- "Flaming Christmas Pudding" by The Swedish Shortsnouts
It’s probably Christmas-time (ish) when you’re reading this, so remember the spirit of the season is giving. Any donations go toward hosting fees and paying the authors for the annual story show. If you’re feeling generous, you can leave a donation at Ko-Fi.com. Or PayPal me a direct donation using weirdxmas@gmail.com.
You can also LEAVE A WEIRD REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! Send me a note that you did (weirdxmas@gmail.com), and I’ll send you a sticker!
Tuesday Jan 07, 2025
Tuesday Jan 07, 2025
2024 Weird Christmas Flash Fiction Contest Winners:
Weird Card Winner: “The Study of Owls and the Christmas Contronyms” by Daniel Roop
Stocking Stuffer Winner: “All Eves for the Yule” by A.S. Hahrwort
All the stories: (in no special order other than appearance on the show):
- “Nativity” by John Nicol
- “The Sadly Beautiful Life Cycle of the Mrs. Claus” by Nicoletta Giuseffi
- “Rudolpha” by Nicholas De Marino
- “Countdown to Christmas” by John Wolf
- “Keepers of the Fruitcake” by Carla Rudy
- “Liturgy for the Feast Among the Gastroliths” by Cardigan Broadmoor
- “O Unholy Night” by Matthew Reyes
- “Northern Romance” by Reva Sherrard
- “St. O’Clause” by Lancelot Schaubert
- “Advent” by Ben Daggers
- “There Was Only Ever One Delivery” by Brian B. Humby
- “Santa Hooks Up a Sabbatical” by Paul Lewthwaite
- “Canary” by Stephanie Kelly
- “Growing Season of the Giver” by J. Rohr
- “Lightsgiving” by Greg Clumpner
- “Niklaus” by Rosa Meronek
- “The Study of Owls and the Christmas Contranyms” by Daniel Roop
- “The Mythical Muffinheads’ Annual Pilgrimage to the Cave of Forget-Me-Nothings” by C.L. Sidell
- “All Eves for the Yule” by A.S. Hahrwort
Please help support the contest, the podcast, and Weird Christmas website by donating/gifting any and all amounts at Ko-Fi.com (click here). The money from the prizes is all from donations. And the more donations I get, the more I can give to the contestants. My long term goal is to make every story count as a professional sale by most writing organization’s standards. You can also donate any amount through PayPal by giving to weirdxmas@gmail.com.
A big thank you to both volunteer readers this season: Dustin Pari (@dustinpari, who is always so wonderfully generous and optimistic and inspiring), and my friend Joel who wants nothing more to do with this whole thing.
Usual opening: “O Holy Night” by Tiny Tim, “Christmas Doesn’t Last” by Make Like Monkeys, “Santa Claus Boogie” by Hasil Adkins, “Space Age Santa” by Ross Christman
Special opening: “Christmas-Procrastination Blues” by Tom DeMasters.
Bumper music (ripped straight from YouTube): by Myuu (for the dark piano) and a host of wonderful theramin artists.
Contest results from previous years: 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018.
Sunday Dec 31, 2023
Sunday Dec 31, 2023
Please see WeirdChristmas.com for text and info on all the stories and writers.
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Craig talks with the ever knowledgeable and jolly Benito Cereno about Scandinavian elves, which you're starting to see more and more places in decorations and movies. All links mentioned on the show, along with info on Benito, can be found at WeirdChristmas.com at this link:
https://weirdchristmas.com/2023/12/23/nisser-and-tomtar-scandinavian-elves-with-benito-cereno/
If you’re feeling generous, you can leave a donation at Ko-Fi.com. It’s probably Christmas-time (ish) when you’re reading this, so remember the spirit of the season is giving. And I’m trying not to turn on the guilt machine, but I would like to pay my hosting fees. heh heh
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Saturday Dec 31, 2022
Saturday Dec 31, 2022
The best show of the year: 19 stories of Christmas Weirdness from the annual Weird Christmas Flash Fiction Contest. Please visit WeirdChristmas.com to get information on the authors and to read the stories again.
If you want to support the contest and help make more and bigger prizes for the writers next year, please visit Ko-Fi.com/weirdchristmas to donate any amount.
Saturday Dec 24, 2022
Saturday Dec 24, 2022
I talk to Earl Fontainelle of the SHWEP (Secret History of Western Esotericism Podcast). We try to trace down any textual evidence that would connect the origins of Christmas to ancient pagan sources, namely the Mithras cult and Emperor Constantine’s Sol Invictus cult.
Listen here, on your favorite podcast app, or at the Podbean site.
Music:
- "Scriaben Christmas Time is Here" by Kurt Knecht
- "Christmas is a Pagan Holiday" by Matt Potako
If you’re feeling generous, you can leave a donation at Ko-Fi.com. It’s probably Christmas-time (ish) when you’re reading this, so remember the spirit of the season is giving. And I’m trying not to turn on the guilt machine, but I would like to pay my hosting fees. heh heh
Or PLEASE LEAVE A WEIRD REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! Send me a note that you did (weirdxmas@gmail.com), and I’ll send you a sticker!
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Benito and I discuss the traditions surrounding the Mari Lwyd, getting into similarities with other European wassailing and hobby horse traditions.
A recording of the Mari Lwyd rhyme in action by the BBC.
Benito's Links:
- Benito’s Christmas history videos
- Benito’s writing at Gumroad
- Apocrypals podcast
- Friends ‘Till the End podcast
- Progressively Horrified
Music:
- "Here Comes the Mari Lwyd" by The Eugenes
- "Mari Lwyd" by Colorama
If you’re feeling generous, you can leave a donation at Ko-Fi.com. It’s probably Christmas-time (ish) when you’re reading this, so remember the spirit of the season is giving. And I’m trying not to turn on the guilt machine, but I would like to pay my hosting fees. heh heh
Or PLEASE LEAVE A WEIRD REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! Send me a note that you did (weirdxmas@gmail.com), and I’ll send you a sticker!